The wisdom of Crash Facepalm!

Not that I'm always right, but I am certainly always entertaining!
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I just smiled and pretended that I was waving at the other abyss nearby. Remember, 10% off with coupon code SUMMER21 at
I hope it's exciting!
What's your secret identity? Come on, you can tell, we're amongst friends! PS: Brought to you by our really cool pins (and our new patch)!
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No, Orbit, the wet food is NOT in the airlock! Brought to you by our cool-cat merch: (pins! patches! shirts!)
I reject your kale reality and replace it with my own. Today's wisdom brought to you by our new pins and patches! 
The only real question is cappuccino or straight double shot of espresso?
Yesterday was strawberry. What's your favorite jell-o flavor?
I mean, really, does it even have to be said? What's your dead-obvious advice that's helped you through life? Brought to you by our killer merch! 
Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.
I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.