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I just smiled and pretended that I was waving at the other abyss nearby. Remember, 10% off with coupon code SUMMER21 at https://the-complete-concellation.creator-spring.com

I hope it's exciting!

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No, Orbit, the wet food is NOT in the airlock! Brought to you by our cool-cat merch: https://www.concellation.com/store (pins! patches! shirts!)

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The only real question is cappuccino or straight double shot of espresso?

Yesterday was strawberry. What's your favorite jell-o flavor?

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Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.

I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.    

And, of course, make sure you know what the game is!

And this is how I learned to love wet food...

Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit, has wisdom as well...

I'm just a little upset that the princess ended up having to rescue me!

That said, I do pretty well. The Universe and I have an... understanding.

I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...