Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit the Cat, is truly the only one who gets him.

Do you have a superpower? Show off a little today! What are you good at?

So tell me - how's YOUR day going?

I hate learning the same lesson twice, as well.

At least it's not "more than half," which would include you!

Unless it's Vogon poetry. Then everyone likes it. They just don't admit it.

Any requests? I suppose, dependin on which God, this might be okay.

Maybe I should have tried "potato?"

Cats, on the other hand, just don't care.

Don't judge!